Im a Conservative

<br>Pop<br><br><br><br>I used to lead a quiet life<br><br>In fact it was a bare existence<br><br>I passed out on many floors<br><br>I dont do that any more<br><br><br><br>Hello my friends<br><br>Is everybody happy? <br><br>Hey look me over<br><br>Lend me an ear<br><br>Im a conservative<br><br><br><br>I like the small black marks on my hands<br><br>Im a conservative<br><br>I like the crazy girls that I screw<br><br>Hey I know them all well<br><br><br><br>And when I run out of bread I laugh<br><br>All the way to the bank<br><br>Sometimes I pause for a drink<br><br>Conservatism aint no easy job<br><br><br><br>I smile in the mornings<br><br>I live without a care<br><br>Nothing is denied me<br><br>And nothing ever hurts<br><br><br><br>I got bored so Im making my millions<br><br>When youre conservative you get a better break<br><br>Youre always on the rigltt side<br><br>When youre conservative<br><br><br><br>You walk with pride<br><br>Pride is on your side<br><br>Pride pride pride<br><br>Is on our side<br><br>Oh boy<br><br>Pride is on our side<br><br><br><br>I like my beer<br><br>I like my bread<br><br>I love my girl<br><br>I love my head<br><br><br><br>Im in the clear man<br><br>Im in the dear<br><br>Because Im a conservative<br><br>Im a conservative<br><br>I really am<br><br>Ohyeslam<br><br><br><br>And it would mean so much to me<br><br>If you would only be like me<br><br>Yes it could mean so much to me<br><br><br><br>Hey look me over<br><br>Lend me an ear<br><br>Im a conservative