That`s My Story

<br>I cam in as the sun came up<br>She glared at me over her coffee cup<br>She said now where you been so I thought real heard said,<br>I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard<br>she said you don`t know it boy, but you just blew it<br>I said well that`s my story and I`m stickin` to it<br><br>Chorus<br>Well that`s my story (that`s my story), that`s my story (that`s my story)<br>No I ain`t got a witness and I can`t prove it<br>But that`s my story and I`m stickin` to it<br><br>Well I got that deer in the headlights look<br>She read my face like the cover of a book<br>She said don`t expect me to believe all that static<br>`Cause just last week I threw that hammock in the attic<br>My skin got so thin you could see right through it<br>And I stuttered, well, that`s my story and I`m stickin` to it<br><br>Chorus<br><br>Bridge<br>Time comes when a wise man knows that the best thing that he can do is just<br>look her in the eyes and beg for mercy and face the bitter truth<br><br>Well, honey, me and the boys played cards all night<br>There wasn`t no hanky panky not a woman in sight<br>I know I shoulda called and baby, I`m real sorry<br>But if you`d get a cellular phone then you won`t have to worry<br>You know how much I love you darlin`, and I`m ready to prove it<br>And that`s my story and I`m stickin` to it<br><br>Chorus<br><br>Tag<br>I ain`t gonna do a thing darlin` unless you approve it<br>`Cause that`s my story and I`m stickin` to it