Thats My Story

<br>(lee roy parnell/tony haselden)<br><br><br><br>I came in as the sun came up<br><br>She glared at me over her coffee cup<br><br>She said where you been, so I thought real hard and said,<br><br>I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard<br><br>She said you dont know it boy but you just blew it<br><br>I said well thats my story and Im stickin to it<br><br><br><br>Thats my story, thats my story<br><br>Well I aint got a witness I cant prove it but<br><br>Thats my story and Im stickin to it<br><br><br><br>Well I got that deer in the headlights look<br><br>She read my face like the cover of a book, and said<br><br>Dont expect me to believe all that static<br><br>cause just last week I through that hammock in the attic<br><br>My skin got so thin you could see right through it<br><br>And I started thats my story and Im stickin to it<br><br><br><br>Thats my story, thats my story<br><br>Thats my story, thats my story<br><br>Well I aint got a witness I cant prove it but<br><br>Thats my story and Im stickin to it<br><br><br><br>You know time comes when a wise man knows the best thing<br><br>That he can do is just look her up in the eye<br><br>And beg for mercy and face the bitter truth<br><br><br><br>Well honey me and the boys played cards all night<br><br>Wasnt no hanky panky not a woman in sight<br><br>And I know I shoulda called and baby Im really sorry<br><br>Lets get a cellular phone then you wont have to worry<br><br>You know how much I love you and darling Im ready to prove it<br><br>And thats my story and Im stickin to it<br><br><br><br>Thats my story, thats my story<br><br>Thats my story, thats my story<br><br>Well I aint got a witness and you know I cant prove it but<br><br>Thats my story and Im stickin to it<br><br><br><br>You know I aint gonna do a thing<br><br>Unless you approve it and<br><br>Thats my story and Im stickin to it