Rockstar

I`m through with standing in line to clubs we`ll never get in It`s like the bottom of the ninth and I`m never gonna win This life hasn`t turned out quite the way I want it to be I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me I`ll need a credit card that`s got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club At thirty-seven thousand feet I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My own star on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me I`m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I`d even cut my hair and change my name `Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We`ll all stay skinny `cause we just won`t eat And we`ll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger`s Gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny With her bleach blond hair Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes Sign a couple autographs So I can eat my meals for free I think I`m gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me I`m gonna trade this life For fortune and fame I`d even cut my hair And change my name `Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We`ll all stay skinny `cause we just won`t eat And we`ll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger`s Gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny With her bleach blond hair And we`ll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary and today`s who`s who They`ll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody`s got a drug dealer on speed dial Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar I`m gonna sing those songs that offend the censors Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser When they ask why I drink all day I`ll say because I can I`ll get washed-up singers writing all my songs Lip sync em every night so I don`t get `em wrong Then listen to the fans tell me how damn good I am I`m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I`d even cut my hair and change my name