Life Begins at 40

<br>- &quot;wed like to welcome you here to the dakota country and western club<br><br>And in return for miss yoko onos wonderful gift of a very strange...<br><br>Id like,this morning, to sing you a little ditty that occured to me in the throes of my sleep<br><br>Its called &quot;life begins at 40&quot;<br><br><br><br>They say life begins at forty,<br><br>Age is just a state of mind.<br><br>If all thats true,<br><br>You know, that Ive been dead for thirty-nine.<br><br><br><br>And if life begins at forty,<br><br>Well, I hope it aint the same<br><br>Its been tough enough without that stuff<br><br>I dont wanna to be born again.<br><br><br><br>Well, I tried to sweep the slate clean<br><br>With a new broom evry day<br><br>If that dont work,<br><br>Ill jerk around until my next birtday<br><br><br><br>Yeah, life begins at forty,<br><br>Age is just a state of mind.<br><br>Well, if all thats true<br><br>You know that Ive been dead for thirty-nine.