Mlf Lullaby

<br>A considerable amount of commotion was stirred up during the past year over the prospect of a multi-lateral force, known to the headline writers as mlf. much of this discussion took place during<br><br>Baseball season so the chronicle may not have covered it but it did get a certain amount of publicity, and the basic idea was that a bunch of us nations, the good guys, would get together on a j<br><br>Nuclear deterrent force including our current friends, like france, and our traditional friends, like germany. heres a song about that called the mlf lullaby.<br><br><br><br>Sleep, baby, sleep, in peace may you slumber,<br><br>No danger lurks, your sleep to encumber,<br><br>Weve got the missiles, peace to determine,<br><br>And one of the fingers on the button will be german.<br><br><br><br>Why shouldnt they have nuclear warheads? <br><br>England says no, but they are all soreheads.<br><br>I say a bygone should be a bygone,<br><br>Lets make peace the way we did in stanleyville and saigon.<br><br><br><br>Once all the germans were warlike and mean,<br><br>But that couldnt happen again.<br><br>We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen,<br><br>And theyve hardly bothered us since then.<br><br><br><br>So sleep well, my darling, the sandman can linger,<br><br>We know our buddies wont give us the finger.<br><br>Heil--hail--the wehrmacht, I mean the bundeswehr,<br><br>Hail to our loyal ally!<br><br>Mlf<br><br>Will scare brezhnev,<br><br>I hope he is half as scared as i.