The Snake Song

<br>He swallered a frog and hollered yum-yum<br>He slid down the hillside and darted his tongue<br>He entered the garden on this bright moonlight night <br>Then he stopped in his tracks, it was love at first sight<br><br>(he said) My skin is black, your skin is green <br>You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream<br>Although I`m short and stocky and you`re long and lean <br>I`ve got a crush on you <br>Then he squeezed her tighter and tighter and tighter <br>I`ve got a crush on you <br><br>He said I`m a king snake, and you`ll be my queen <br>With a butler and serpents, and your own private stream<br>If you refuse me it would be such a shame<br>Cause I`m so tired of doing my own fang <br><br>Then he squeezed her tighter <br>To excite her and delight her <br>Oh I`ve got a crush on you <br>(and I`ll be back tomorrow) <br><br>Next day when he got there, a two-legged man<br>Was holding sweet green thing in his big human hand <br>A long jet of water shot out of her nose<br>Ol` king snake had fallen in love with a hose <br><br>(he said) My skin is black, your skin is green <br>You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream<br>Although I`m short and stocky and you`re long and lean <br>I`ve got a crush on you <br>Then he squeezed her tighter and tighter and tighter <br>I`ve got a crush on you