Pigs, Sheep And Wolves

Words & music by Paul Simon Big and fat Pig`s supposed to look like that Barnyard thug Sleeps on straw and calls it a rug Yeah that`s a rug, ok Se`s walking down the street And nobody`s gonna argue with him He`s a half-a-ton of pig meat Up in the hills above the farm Lives a pack of wolves Never did no harm Sleep all day Hunt till four Maybe catch a couple of rodents You know carnivore Sheep in the meadow Nibbling on some clover One of the sheep wanders over Sits by a rock Separated from the flock He`s just sitting by a rock Where`d he go? Don`t know Well he was here a minute ago I don`t know Sheep`s dead Got a gash as big as a wolf`s head Oh god Big and fat Pig`s supposed to look like that Wallowing in lanolin He`s rubbing it into his pigskin Police going crazy Let`s get him Let`s get that wolf Let`s get him Let`s get that wolf Let`s get him Let`s kill him, let`s get him Let`s kill him Court-appointed lawyer wasn`t very bright Oh maybe he was bright Maybe he just had a late night Yeah it was just a late night And he files some feeble appeal And the governor says forget it It`s a done deal Election, i don`t care, election Let`s give that wolf a lethal iniection Let`s get him, yeah get him, Let`s kill him, let`s get him Let`s kill him, let`s get him, kill him Let`s get him and kill him Whew, slow Here comes the media Setting up their camera Asking everyone`s opinion About pigs, sheep and wolves Big and fat Pig`s supposed to laugh like that This is hilarious What a great time I`m the pig who committed The perfect crime All around the world France, Scandinavia There`s candle light vigils Protesting this behavior It s animal behavior Animal behavior Its pigs, sheep and wolves Pigs, sheep and wolves Pigs, sheep and wolves It`s animal behavior It`s pigs, sheep and wolves