What The Papers Say

<br>i read it in the papers<br>it must be true<br>it said "girl gives birth to alien boy"<br>but do we see a photo of this bundle of joy --- no, no<br><br>i saw another headline<br>it knocked me flat<br>it said "dinosaur found alive today"<br>it`s easy when you`re talking the rhetorical way<br><br>it`s what the papers say<br>you know it`s right<br>it`s down there written in black and white --- for you<br>it`s what the papers say<br>you know it`s true<br>they`re responsible citizens and wold they lie to you?<br><br>i saw it on the front page<br>whatever next?<br>it read "N.A.S.A plans sex in outer space"<br>no doubt to procreate the human race<br><br>they put it in the late news<br>well, now hear this,it went "man with two heads learns to fly"<br>well, JESUS, but it must have been one hell of a guy<br><br>it`s what the papers say<br>you know it`s right<br>it`s down there written in black and white --- for you<br>it`s what the papers say<br>you know it`s true<br>they`re the pillars of society and would they lie to you?<br><br>i saw it on the newsstand<br>it shouted at me<br>it said "we are all good and they are all bad"<br>well drive me to the clinic `cos it`s driving me mad<br><br>it`s what the papers say<br>you know it`s right<br>it`s down there written in black and white --- for you<br>it`s what the papers say<br>you know it`s true<br>they`re responsible citizens and would they lie to you?<br><br>it`s what the papers say<br>you know it`s right<br>it`s down there written in black and white --- for you<br>it`s what the papers say<br>you know it`s true<br>they`re the pillars of society and would they lie to you?<br><br>it`s what the papers say<br>you know it`s right<br>it`s down there written in black and white --- for you<br>it`s what the papers say<br>you know it`s true<br>they`re responsible citizens and would they lie to you?