Doing That Scrapyard Thing

<br>When I was young they gave me a mongrel piano,<br>Spent all my time inventing the cup of tea.<br>Writing your name in the sea,<br>Banging my fav`rite head.<br>Missing the last bed, waving a cheery herring,<br>Balancing brass bands on the tip of my toe.<br>Phoning your home from my tree,<br>Drinking my fav`rite loch.<br>When I was old they gave me a model factory,<br>I met three salads out on the motorway.<br>Leaving your name at the door,<br>Breaking my fav`rite egg.<br>Missing the walrus, sharing my last banana,<br>Balancing zeppelins on the end of my nose.<br>Calling your name in the zoo,<br>Blowing my fav`rite mind.