I Lost On Jeopardy

I Lost On Jeopardy [Jeopardy/The Greg Kihn Band/1983] Ohhhhhh... I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV, Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D. I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn`t my night. Art Fleming gave the answers, Oh, but I couldn`t get the questions right-ight-ight I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.) I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.) Well I knew I was in trouble now, My hope of winning sank, `Cause I got the Daily Double now, And then my mind went blank. I took Potpourri for one hundred, And then my head started to spin. Well, I`m givin` up. Don Pardo, Just tell me now what I didn`t win, Yeah, yeah. I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.) I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.) volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a year`s supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. But that`s not all! You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people! And you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come! You don`t get to come back tomorrow! You don`t even get a lousy copy of your home game! You`re a complete loser!! Don`t know what I was thinkin` of, I guess I just wasn`t too bright. Well, I sure hope I do better Next weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ight I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.) I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.) I lost on Jeopardy, Baby...