Poodle Hat

{*to a parody of Nelly`s "Hot in Herre" beat*}<br><br>It`s rotten, so rotten here<br>So rotten, ah, oh!<br><br>[Verse 1]<br>It was like, the last day before trash day (uh)<br>My place was gettin kinda nasty (uh)<br>Even know the garbage I knew would reak (ya know)<br>Thought that I could leave it for one more week<br>Then I, I`m takin, birthday cake (oh) and chile and greasy old bacon<br>Throw in all on top of the mess I`ve been makin<br>Wife so mad she start to shakin<br>Leaky bag and now the girl is gaggin<br>She`s naggin, I need you to get that stuff of the kitchen floor (oh)<br>Is that too much to ask you for (oh)<br>But I see no reason why, I can`t let a few more weeks go by (uh uh)<br>And that garbage is piled up high, and buddy you should see the flies<br>I said..<br><br>[Chorus]<br>There something rotten here (say what)<br>You better hold your nose (oh)<br>(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh uh, oh<br>Boy theres a lot in here (a lot)<br>And everyday it grows (oh)<br>(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh, make you<br>wanna throw up<br><br>[Verse 2]<br>Look at all this garbage that I keep generatin (come on)<br>I sit around all day and watch it biodegrating<br>Bet theres a hundred house codes that I`m violatin<br>Even my dog passed out and need resusatatin<br>You won`t believe it, take a whiff of that aroma<br>Sure to put you in a coma<br>It`s so messy can`t find my toenail clippers<br>It`s so bad the roaches wearin slippers<br>Worn, sweatly clothes, pile up in this joint<br>Stand up by themselves at this point<br>It`s so filthy now baby I can`t lie<br>I wipe my feet before I go outside<br>I wonder what crawled in here and died<br>Ya know, walkin around barefoot actin terrified<br>But it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends, like<br>Hey I think them rats gettin big (oh)<br><br>[Chorus]<br>There something rotten here (say what)<br>You better hold your nose (oh)<br>(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh uh, oh<br>Look what we got in here (now what)<br>Let`s watch it decompose (oh)<br>(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh uh, make<br>you wanna throw up<br><br>[Bridge]<br>With a little bit a (*Barf Sound*)<br>And a little bit a (*Barf Sound*)<br>Make me wanna throw up<br>It makes you wanna (*Barf Sound*)<br>Just makes you wanna (*Barf Sound*)<br>oh<br><br>[Verse 3]<br>Some Lysol, some Comet, I got a mop and its got your name on it<br>(What?) I`m just kiddin dogonit<br>(Oh) Unless your gonna do it<br>Careful not to (ay) breathe the fumes<br>The garbage piles are goin all the way to the bathroom<br>Turn in to toxic waste sometime this after noon<br>Better get a Hazmat suit and a push broom<br>oh<br><br>[Chorus]<br>There something rotten here (say what)<br>You better hold your nose (oh)<br>(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh uh, oh<br>Its kinda pot in here (tear pot)<br>Bring out the fire hose (oh)<br>(Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh uh, make<br>you wanna throw up<br><br><br>[Ending]<br>With a little bit a (*Barf Sound*)<br>And a little bit a (*Barf Sound*)<br>Make me wanna throw up<br>Give a little bit a (*Barf Sound*)<br>And a tiny bit a (*Barf Sound*)<br>Make you wanna throw up<br>Mix a little bit a (*Barf Sound*)<br>With a molecule of a (*Barf Sound*)<br>Make me wanna throw up<br>It makes me wanna (*Gross Sound*)<br>Just makes me wanna (*Spit Sound*)