Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From

<br>They showed up on my doorstep<br>Just a couple weeks ago.<br>They looked so sweet and harmless.<br>Tell me, how was I to know?<br>They got a little too close to the microwave,<br>And then much to my surprise,<br>They grew to forty thousand times their original size.<br>They started mutatin` right before my eyes, oh my.<br><br>Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars.<br>A race from a distant place, they came in UFO`s shaped just like Cuban cigars.<br>Man, oh man, you oughta hear `em squeal.<br>Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel.<br>Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars.<br><br>The president, he`s in a panic.<br>The Pentagon, they`re in shock.<br>There`s a team of research scientists.<br>They got `em workin` `round the clock.<br>Now the National Guard is out in my backyard,<br>And the Marines will be comin` around.<br>I hope they get these lousy rodents out of my town,<br>`Cause the property values are goin` way down, now.<br><br>Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars.<br>They`re back and they`re lookin` for a snack,<br> and they`re not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars.<br>I hope they`re not plannin` to stay.<br>Who invited them here anyway?<br>Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars.<br><br>Well well, look at that hamster, he`s as big as a blimp,<br>And there`s one the size of Central Park.<br>They`re usin` telephone poles to pick their teeth.<br>They`re evil and nasty, and they glow in the dark.<br>Well don`t waste any more of your bullets, boys.<br>You know it just makes `em mad when you shoot.<br>They`re gonna stomp us into jelly, and conquer the world.<br>But you gotta admit, they`re really kinda cute now.<br><br>Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars.<br>What a racket they`re makin`, Jack,<br> they keep me up at night playin` their electric guitars.<br>Listen to `em squeal.<br>They think the whole stinkin` world is their exercise wheel.<br>Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars.<br>Hey, Jack, you better watch your back,<br> here come those Hamsters from a planet near Mars.<br><br>Well, well, it`s called the<br>Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters<br>From a planet,<br>A planet near Mars.