Callin in Sick

<br>Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time<br><br>Just dont feel like goin to work - I think Ill call my boss, then im<br><br>Gonna hack and cough and wheeze<br><br>Swear Ive got some strange disease<br><br>Whats that little twerp gonna say? <br><br>Hey<br><br><br><br>Im callin in sick today<br><br>Callin in sick today<br><br><br><br>I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp<br><br>I could spend all day in my underwear watching ernest goes to camp<br><br>I could sit and count my hair<br><br>I could burp my tupperware<br><br>Im not busy now anyway<br><br>Hey<br><br><br><br>Im callin in sick today<br><br>Callin in sick today<br><br>Aint goin to work, no way<br><br>Callin in sick today<br><br><br><br>I can do anything I want to<br><br>I am invincible now<br><br>Im on fire, baby<br><br>Im alive, Im alive, can you hear me, world? <br><br>Im alive!<br><br><br><br>Maybe Ill spend all day staring at the sun<br><br>And trying not to squint<br><br>Maybe Ill make a huge color tapestry from<br><br>My belly button lint<br><br>When Im sick of takin abuse<br><br>I just make up some lame excuse<br><br>Freedoms just seven digits away<br><br>Hey<br><br><br><br>Im callin in sick today<br><br>Callin in sick today<br><br>Aint goin to work, no way<br><br>Callin in sick today