Dead Car Battery Blues

<br>One, two, a-one, two, three, four<br><br><br><br>Well i, cant go to the park<br><br>I cant go to work<br><br>I cant do nothin<br><br>I gotta stay in my house like a jerk<br><br><br><br>How come I always lose<br><br>My car has blown a fuse<br><br>Oh yeah<br><br>I got hydraulic fluid leakin in my shoes<br><br>And the dead car battery blues<br><br><br><br>You know, cant visit my girlfriend<br><br>I cant go to school<br><br>I cant go anywhere<br><br>Gotta stay in my room like a fool<br><br><br><br>cause I got grease in my hair<br><br>My belvederes in disrepair<br><br>Oh yeah<br><br>I got hydraulic fluid leakin in my shoes<br><br>And the dead car battery blues<br><br><br><br>So i, went to see my mechanic<br><br>He said, &quot;okay, now what is wrong&quot;<br><br>I told him my car wouldnt start<br><br>He said, &quot;this shouldnt take very long&quot;<br><br><br><br>So he replaced all my plugs and my points<br><br>And he looked at my carburetor<br><br>He took out my engine and turned it around<br><br>And then seventeen hours later<br><br><br><br>He looked at my headlights and said<br><br>&quot;son, how long have these things been on&quot;<br><br>I told him, &quot;oh, about three or four weeks&quot;<br><br>He said, &quot;buddy, I know whats wrong&quot;<br><br>&quot;but I hate to be the one to give you the news&quot;<br><br>&quot;you got the dead car battery blues&quot;<br><br><br><br>So now i, cant go to my office<br><br>Cant work on my job<br><br>I might as well lock myself up in my room<br><br>And live my life like a slob<br><br><br><br>How come I always lose<br><br>My belvedere has blown a fuse<br><br>Oh yeah<br><br>I got hydraulic fluid leakin in my shoes<br><br>And the dead car battery blues