Fat

<br>Your butt is wide, well mine is too.<br>Just watch your mouth, or I`ll sit on you.<br>The word is out, better treat me right,<br>Cause I`m the king of cellulite.<br>Ham on ham on ham on whole wheat, all right.<br><br>My zippers bust, my buckles break.<br>I`m too much man for you to take.<br>The pavement cracks when I fall down.<br>I`ve got more chins than Chinatown.<br><br>Well I`ve never used a phone booth,<br>And I`ve never seen my toes.<br>When I`m goin` to the movies<br>I take up seven rows.<br><br>Because I`m fat, I`m fat--come on.<br>(Fat fat--really really fat)<br>You know I`m fat, I`m fat--you know it.<br>(Fat fat--really really fat)<br>You know I`m fat, I`m fat--come on you know.<br>(Fat fat--really really fat)<br>Don`tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout.<br>Just tell me once again: Who`s fat?<br><br>When I walk out to get my mail,<br>It measures on the Richter scale.<br>Down at the beach I`m a lucky man.<br>I`m the only one who gets a tan.<br>If I have one more pie a la mode<br>I`m gonna need my own zip code.<br><br>When you`re only having seconds,<br>I`m having twenty-thirds.<br>When I go to get my shoes shined,<br>I gotta take their word.<br><br>Because I`m fat, I`m fat--come on.<br>(Fat fat--really really fat)<br>You know I`m fat, I`m fat--you know it.<br>(Fat fat--really really fat)<br>You know I`m fat, I`m fat--you know it you know.<br>(Fat fat--really really fat)<br>And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds.<br>Lemme tell you once again who`s fat.<br><br>If you see me comin` your way,<br>Better give me plenty space.<br>If I tell you that I`m hungry,<br>Then won`t you feed my face.<br><br>Because I`m fat, I`m fat--come on.<br>(Fat fat--really really fat)<br>You know I`m fat, I`m fat--you know it.<br>(Fat fat--really really fat)<br>You know I`m fat, I`m fat--you know it you know.<br>(Fat fat--really really fat)<br>Woo woo woo. When I sit around the house,<br>I really sit around the house.<br><br>You know I`m fat, I`m fat--come on.<br>(Fat fat--really really fat)<br>You know I`m fat, I`m fat--you know it, you know it.<br>(Fat fat--really really fat)<br>You know you know you know--come on.<br>(Fat fat--really really fat)<br>And you know all by myself I`m a crowd.<br>Lemme tell you once again.<br><br>You know I`m huge, I`m fat, you know it.<br>(Fat fat--really really fat)<br>You know I`m fat--you know, hoo.<br>(Fat fat--really really fat)<br>You know I`m fat, I`m fat--you know it, you know.<br>(Fat fat--really really fat)<br>And the whole world knoes I`m fat and I`m proud.<br>Just tell me once again--who`s fat?