I Cant Watch This

<br>I cant watch this. I cant watch this<br><br>I cant watch this. I cant watch this<br><br><br><br>My my my my tv makes me so bored<br><br>Makes me say, oh my lord<br><br>What is this garbage here? <br><br>Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears<br><br>It sucks, and thats no lie<br><br>Its about as much fun as watching paint dry<br><br>Lowers my iq one notch<br><br>And thats the reason why, uh, I cant watch<br><br><br><br>I told you homeboy... I cant watch this<br><br>Yeah, nothin but trash and you know...<br><br>I cant watch this<br><br>Poke out my eyes, man... I cant watch this<br><br>Yo, gimme that remote control... I cant watch this<br><br><br><br>Talkin bout sick shows<br><br>Teres americas funniest home videos<br><br>I cant believe my eyes<br><br>When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize<br><br>Somebodys poor old mom<br><br>Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn<br><br>Face first on a rake<br><br>I hear theyve got it on the seventeenth take<br><br>Thats funny as a kick in the crotch<br><br>And that kind of show, uh, I cant watch<br><br><br><br>Yo, I told you... I cant watch this<br><br>Change the channel now, man... I cant watch this<br><br>Yo, pass the tv guide here, sucker... I cant watch this<br><br><br><br>Cosby show and rosanne<br><br>Think Ive taken bout as much as I can<br><br>Judge wopner, oh my<br><br>You gotta be rainman to like this guy<br><br>Thirtysomething is alright<br><br>If you like hearing yuppies whining all night<br><br>Cant stand twin peaks<br><br>Wish theyd lynch those donun-eatin freaks<br><br>Thos siskel &amp; ebert bums<br><br>Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs<br><br><br><br>Thats word because you know... I cant watch this<br><br>I cant watch this<br><br>Break it down!<br><br><br><br>Heres-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast-it-tastes-more-like-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-dont-hate-me-because-im-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-ar<br><br>Aaaane!!!<br><br><br><br>Stop! prime time!<br><br>Im pretty sure Ill be sick<br><br>If I have to watch another stupid pet trick<br><br>Or that guy with the real flat hair<br><br>That goes &quot;woof woof woof&quot; and waves his fist in the air<br><br>Or those weird talk shows<br><br>About transsexual nazi eskimos<br><br>Theyre rude, crude and vile<br><br>Just for a minute lets flip down the dial<br><br><br><br>Flip, flip, flip... yeccch, I cant watch this<br><br>Look man... I cant watch this<br><br>I cant take this torture no more, I cant...<br><br>I cant watch this<br><br>Pay the bills, station break<br><br>Break it down!<br><br><br><br>Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-necklace-youre-soaking-in-it-and-our-fabulous-swimsuit-issue-when-youve-got-a-headache-this-big-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-ive-fallen-and-i-cant-ge<br><br>!<br><br><br><br>Stop! cable time!<br><br>Hbo and playboy, showtime and mtv<br><br>I might like em more after my lobotomy<br><br>Now why did I ever pay for this junk? <br><br>I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk<br><br>Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless t &amp; a<br><br>Its awful, its putrid, its crummy, its stupid, gonna throw my set away<br><br><br><br>I cant watch this. I cant watch this<br><br>I cant watch this. yeah... I cant watch this<br><br>I told you... cant watch this<br><br>Too hip, cant watch this<br><br>Get me outta here... cant watch this