King Of Suede

<br>There`s a sale on our gabardine suits today.<br>They`re all thirty percent off from yesterday.<br>There`s Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed.<br>Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need.<br>We`ve got every color, we`ve got ev`ry shade.<br>We`re located next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade.<br>We got every fabric that was ever made,<br>But I`m known in this city as the King of Suede.<br><br>We got portly and regular and extra-long.<br>(Is my size up there?)<br>We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong.<br>(Is my size up there?)<br>We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick.<br>(Is my size up there?)<br>With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick.<br>(Is my size up there?)<br><br>Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid.<br>You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made,<br>And it`s all guaranteed to never shrink or fade,<br>`Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede.<br><br>If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom,<br>(Is my size up there?)<br>We can get you the best one that`s made in Taiwan.<br>(Is my size up there?)<br>We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too.<br>(Is my size up there?)<br>And we`ll sell `em all factory-direct to you.<br>(Is my size up there?)<br><br>Well, I never made it past the second grade.<br>It took all of my life for me to learn this trade.<br>But my friends are all thinking that I`ve got it made,<br>`Cause I`m known the world over as the King of Suede.<br><br>There`s a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits.<br>Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots.<br>You can try on our suede underwear if you choose.<br>Do what you want, but don`t step on my blue suede shoes.<br><br>King of Suede.<br><br>Don`t miss out on our giant liquidation sale.<br>(Is my size up there?)<br>Look for our color catalog in next week`s mail.<br>(Is my size up there?)<br>There`s a sale on our double-knit slacks today.<br>It`s the same old sale as yesterday.<br><br>Thirty years in the same location I have stayed,<br>There I am, right next door to Willy`s Fun Arcade.<br>I got tough competition but I`m not afraid,<br>`Cause it`s my destiny to be the King of Suede.<br><br>King of Suede.<br>King of Suede.<br>King of Suede.<br>I`ll always be King of Suede.<br>I`ll always be King of Suede.