One Of Those Days

<br>Got to work late `cause my alarm was busted<br>The boss chewed me out and everybody`s disgusted<br>`Cause it`s just one of those days<br>It`s just one of those days<br><br>I lost one of my socks in the drier<br>I can`t find my wallet and my hair is on fire<br>Just one of those days<br>It`s just one of those days<br><br>I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tree<br>A big swarm of locusts is following me<br>There`s not even anything good on TV<br>It`s just one of those days<br>It`s just one of those days<br><br>Left all my Beatles records out in the sun<br>Got a Coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue<br>It`s just one of those days<br>Gonna be one of those days<br><br>The Nazis tied me up and covered me with ants<br>And I spilled toxic waste on my brand new pants<br>Just one of those days<br>Ever have one of those days?<br><br>The bank called me up and told me I`m overdrawn<br>Some freaks are burnin` crosses out on my front lawn<br>And I can`t believe it, all the Cheetos are gone!<br>It just...just one of those, one of those days<br>Just one of those, one of those days<br><br>The F.B.I. has got a tap on my phone<br>Those darn Russian spies won`t leave me alone<br>Shouldn`t have got up this morning, shoulda known<br>It`s just one of those days<br>It`s just one of those days<br><br>A 747 crashed into my den<br>And there`s nothin` but tater tots for dinner again<br>It`s just one of those days<br>Never mind, it`s just one of those days<br><br>Big steamroller just ran over my mom<br>And I cut myself shaving and they`re dropping the bomb<br>It`s just one of those days<br>That`s all, it`s just one of those days<br><br>Then late at night, just before I go to bed<br>The world blows up and now everybody`s dead<br>You just can`t deny it, it`s just like I said<br>Just...just one of those, one of those days<br>Just one of those days, one of those days