Star Wars Copa Cabana

<br>Her name was Leia,<br>She was a princess!<br>With a danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near...<br>So R2-D2,<br>found Ben Kenobi,<br>He`d have to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellion`s hands,<br>So, Luke and Obi-Wan<br>had to get to Alderan,<br>So, they stopped into Mos Eisly to have a drink with Han;<br><br>*Chorus*<br>At the Star Wars,<br>Star Wars Cantina!<br>The wierdest creatures you`ve ever seen-a.<br>At the Star Wars,<br>Star Wars Cantina!<br>Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters,<br>at the Star Wars...<br><br>His name was Solo,<br>He was pilot<br>with a blaster at his side and a smile twelve parsecs wide!<br>There with Chewbacca,<br>He was a wookie!<br>They met with Luke and Obi-Wan about the Millenium Falcon,<br>Docking Bay 94,<br>Stormtroopers at the door..<br>With a flash of Ben`s lightsaber,<br>now there`s an arm on the floor!<br><br>(Chorus)<br><br>His name was Yoda,<br>He was a Muppet!<br>Darth Vader was so bad and by the way, he`s Luke`s dad!<br>Luke kissed his sister,<br>his hand got cut off,<br>In that galaxy far far away,<br>Luke has had a lousy day;<br>Boba Fett was so mean,<br>Jabba had bad hygine!<br>Why didn`t they all just relax back on Tatooine?<br><br>(Chorus 2x)