Such A Groovy Guy

<br>I got my alligator boots. I wear my pants skin tight.<br>I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night.<br>And when I look in the mirror, oh it`s such an awesome sight.<br>It makes me want to kneel down and pray.<br><br>I`m so adorable and charming.<br>I`m sure that you can see.<br>And everybody`s always tryin` to hang around with me.<br>They tell me I`m the greatest, and it`s hard to disagree.<br>`Cause I`m so perfect in every way.<br><br>And I`m so cute,<br>I can hardly stand it.<br>And I`m so handsome, honey, I could just die.<br>I know you`ll never be as wonderful as me,<br>But at least you can try. `Cause<br><br>I`m such a groovy guy. (such a groovy guy)<br>Yeah, I`m such a groovy guy. (such a groovy guy)<br>I`m such a groovy guy. (such a groovy guy)<br>Yeah, I`m such a groovy guy.<br><br>Baby, are you in the mood for a little romance?<br>Well, for starters I could pour some chocolate pudding down your pants.<br>And then attach electrodes to your brain, and watch you dance.<br>Well, golly, wouldn`t that be fun?<br>Oh, and then I might decide to tie you up with dental floss.<br>I`ll make you wear a harness, and I`ll show ya who`s the boss.<br>Of course, if you refuse, well honey, it`s your loss.<br>I mean, I don`t do this with just anyone.<br><br>So baby, how can you say its all over?<br>So how can ya tell me goodbye?<br>So now you tell me that you`re leavin` me for good,<br>And all I wanna know is why?<br>I mean, after all,<br><br>I`m such a groovy guy. (such a groovy guy)<br>Yeah, I`m such a groovy guy. (such a groovy guy)<br>I`m such a groovy guy. (such a groovy guy)<br>Yeah, I`m such a groovy guy.<br><br>I mean you could do worse.<br><br>I`m such a groovy guy. (such a groovy guy)<br>Yeah, I`m such a groovy guy. (such a groovy guy)<br>I`m such a groovy guy. (such a groovy guy)<br>Yeah, I`m such a groovy guy.