Taco Grande

<br>Taco, grande<br>Taco, grande<br><br>Yo quero chimichangas y chile colorado (I want chimichangas and chile colorado )<br>Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado (I have the money for a chopped steak )<br>Las flautas y tamale, siempre muy bueno (The flautas and tamales, always really good)<br>Y el chile relleno (And the stuffed pepper )<br><br>You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada<br>That`s right, I want the whole enchilada<br>My only addiction has to do with flour tortilla<br>I need a quesadilla<br><br>I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbon<br>With my friends or when I`m all alone<br>Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero (I am really hungry and now I want)<br>Un burrito ranchero (a ranch-style burrito )<br><br>So give me something spicy and hot now<br>Break out the menu, what you go, now?<br>Oh, would you tell the waiter I`d like to have<br>Sour cream on the side<br>You better make sure the beans are refried<br><br>Taco, grande Taco, grande<br><br>Well there`s not a taco big enough for a man like me<br>That`s why I order two or three<br>Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip<br>It`s really good with bean dip<br><br>I eat uno, dos, tres, quatro burritos<br>Pretty soon I can`t fit in my Speedos<br>Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas<br>And a pitcher of margaritas<br><br>Well the combination plates al come with beans and rice<br>The taquitos here are very nice<br>Now I`m down on my knees, we need some extra<br>Tomatoes and cheese<br>And could you make that separate checks, please?<br><br>Taco, grande Taco, grande<br><br>Buenos noches Senor y bienvenidos al Enrico`s (Good evening sir and welcome to Enrico`s )<br>Casa de Salsa. Tenemos muchos platos muy (House of Salsa. We have many very delicious)<br>sabrosos. Se puedo recommendar el ardiente pollo (dishes. May I recommend the burning chicken)<br>al infierno. Muy delicioso. Sus ojos se (from hell. Very delicious. Your eyes will )<br>quemaran. Su estomago estaran en fuego. Se (burn. Your stomach will be on fire. You`ll )<br>quedaran en el bano por una semana. Entiendes lo (be in the bathroom for a week! Understand )<br>que digo gringo estupido tonto? (what I`m saying you really stupid Gringo? )<br><br>Well the food is coming I can hardly wait<br>Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate!<br>What you think you`re doing with my chili con queso?<br>Well, if you want some, just say so<br><br>Oh boy, pico de gallo<br>They sure don`t make it like this in Ohio<br>No gracias, yo quiero jalapenos, nada mas<br>You can toss away the hot sauce<br><br>Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole!<br>You better get me a bowl of guacamole<br>Y usted, Eugene? Wh`s your face turning green?<br>Don`t you like pinto beans?<br><br>You want some more cinnamon crispas?<br>If you don`t, hasta la vista<br>Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna<br>You can finish it manana<br><br>Well, it`s been a pleasure, I can`t eat no more<br>Senor, la cuenta, por favor<br>If you ain`t ever tried real Mexican cooking, well, you<br>Oughtta<br>Just don`t drink the water<br><br>Taco, grande Taco, grande<br>Taco, grande Taco, grande