The Checks in The Mail

<br>Well, hey how ya doin have a seat have a drink<br><br>Boy its good to see you, what can I say? <br><br>Oh, sorry gotta run well get together again<br><br>Say, what was your name anyway? <br><br>Well were working on the problem well get back to you soon<br><br>But dont try to call me Ill be in a meeting every afternoon<br><br>For a year maybe longer keep in touch<br><br>Thanks for dropping by and have a nice day<br><br><br><br>(chorus)<br><br>The checks in the mail - hey! youre beautiful<br><br>Dont ever change you know what I mean<br><br>My girl will call your girl<br><br>Well talk it through lunch<br><br>Or leave a message on my machine<br><br>So baby wont you sign on the dotted line<br><br>Im gonna make your dreams come true<br><br>The checks in the mail, would I lie to you? <br><br><br><br>Well hey wait a minute whats the matter hold on<br><br>You want me to fork over the loot? <br><br>You say you hate my guts you wanna take me to court<br><br>And you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit? <br><br>Well Im proud to say youre not the only critic of mine (yeah)<br><br>So if you wanna sue me Im afraid youre gonna have to wait in line<br><br>Take a number thanks for calling who loves you baby<br><br>Dont forget to read the fine print.<br><br><br><br>(chorus)<br><br><br><br>Oh, trust me!<br><br><br><br>The checks in the mail - hey! youre beautiful<br><br>Dont ever change, you know what I mean<br><br>Why dont you leave a message with my girl<br><br>Ill have lunch with your machine<br><br>So baby wont you sign on the dotted line<br><br>Im gonna make your dreams come true<br><br>The checks in the mail, would I lie to you? <br><br>The checks in the mail, would I lie to you?