Theme From Rocky XIII

<br>Fat and weak, what a disgrace.<br>Guess the champ got too lazy.<br>Ain`t gonna fly now, he`s just takin` up space.<br>Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.<br><br>But he`s no bum, he works down the street.<br>He bought the neighborhood deli.<br>Back on his feet, now he`s choppin` up meat.<br>Come inside, maybe you`ll hear him say:<br><br>Try the rye or the kaiser,<br>They`re on special tonight.<br>If you want, you can have an appetizer.<br>You might like our salami, and the liver`s all right.<br>And they`d really go well with the rye,<br>Or the kaiser.<br><br>Never eats while on the job.<br>He heard it`s good to stay hungry.<br>But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob.<br>Have a taste, they were made fresh today.<br><br>Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white.<br>Maybe I can suggest an appetizer.<br>Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight.<br>But you just can`t go wrong with the rye,<br>Or the kaiser.<br><br>So today, his deli comes first.<br>Still he dreams of his past days of glory.<br>Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst,<br>All the while you can still hear him say:<br><br>It`s the rye or the kaiser, it`s the thrill of one bite.<br>Let me please be your catering advisor.<br>If you want substitutions, I won`t put up a fight.<br>You can have your roast beef on the rye,<br>Or the kaiser.<br><br>The rye or the kaiser,<br>The rye or the kaiser,<br>The rye or the kaiser...