Cringemaker

<br>What ever happened to my college belle<br><br>When did she turn into the wife from hell<br><br><br><br>Cringemaker<br><br>What are we coming to<br><br>Cringemaker<br><br>What have they done to you<br><br><br><br>In the beginning we rode high on the hog<br><br>Down in the kitchen now its dog eat dog<br><br><br><br>Our little cringemaker up on the second floor<br><br>Sweet little cringemaker<br><br>Hey listen cringemaker who locked the bedroom door<br><br>Sweet little cringemaker<br><br>Sweet little cringemaker<br><br><br><br>And every time I go to make my play<br><br>She rolls mighty boulders in my way<br><br><br><br>Say little cringemaker its such a bumpy ride<br><br>Hey little cringemaker thought you were on my side<br><br><br><br>And every time I get to have my say<br><br>She just laughs and looks the other way<br><br><br><br>Oh little cringemaker this time you hurt my pride<br><br>Sweet little cringemaker<br><br>Say little cringemaker where am I gonna hide<br><br>Sweet little cringemaker<br><br>Sweet little cringemaker<br><br><br><br>Nobody told us when we started out<br><br>Just what this life is really all about<br><br>Sometimes I wonder and you do too<br><br>If I could do it all over would i<br><br>Still do it all over you<br><br><br><br>She calls me daddy and I just go numb<br><br>Down in the bottom where the love comes from<br><br>Sweet little cringemaker what happened on the way<br><br>Sweet little cringemaker to where we are today<br><br><br><br>I try to figure but Im way too dumb<br><br>How we got here from where we started from<br><br>Cringe I guess we always knew<br><br>Swee little who we would turn into<br><br>Sweet little cringemaker