Two Against Nature

<br>Bad news breaking in 18a<br><br>Missys kitty turn inside out she say<br><br>Spider queen demon and that whole crew<br><br>Across the lobby the wicker wing chair flew<br><br>All the nice people those goodly souls<br><br>Quaking in their respective hidey-holes<br><br>Everyones wasted in this gruesome dream<br><br>Not a one of them left to hear you scream<br><br><br><br>Chorus:<br><br>Two against nature dont you know<br><br>Whos gonna grok the shape of things to go<br><br>Two against nature make them groan<br><br>Whos gonna break the shape of things unknown<br><br><br><br>Madame erzulie she come last night<br><br>Bang you silly but leave a nasty bite<br><br>There on your nightstand much worse than that<br><br>Panatela and old black derby hat<br><br><br><br>Call your doctor - call your shrink<br><br>Western science she strictly rinkydink<br><br>They all masissi but we hang tough<br><br>Apsatively gonna help you beat that stuff<br><br><br><br>Chorus:<br><br>Two against nature tan and lean<br><br>Puttin big heat on skanky things unseen<br><br>Two against nature slinging dread<br><br>These boys wanna bang the skulls of things undead<br><br><br><br>T-bone angie she champion liar<br><br>Sew the mouth shut with rusty chicken wire<br><br>Brother lou garue and the jerry garry<br><br>Sprinkling chicken water gonna hush all three<br><br>Beautiful housewife in deep distress<br><br>specially you deserve our very best<br><br>Two against nature they got that stuff<br><br>Good things happening when you see about us<br><br><br><br>Chorus:<br><br>Two against nature love this gig<br><br>Pull up the weeds before theyre too damn big<br><br>Two against nature stand alone<br><br>Whos gonna chase the shape of things unknown<br><br>Two against nature dont you know<br><br>Whos gonna drop the boom on things to go<br><br>Two against nature make them groan<br><br>Gonna go bang-zoom to the moon on things unknown<br><br><br><br>Scrape the wallboards the whole damn batch<br><br>Catch the maggoty eggs before they hatch<br><br>Pepper and ratbone make damn sure<br><br>Shake the rubbish out on the patio floor<br><br>Soak the timber with special spray<br><br>Nuke the itty bitty ones right where they lay<br><br>Whip the bastards while they still green<br><br>Take the firemop - sweep it kissing clean