The Magnificent Seven

<br>Ring! Ring! It`s 7:00 A.M.!<br>Move y`self to go again<br>Cold water in the face<br>Brings you back to this awful place<br>Knuckle merchants and you bankers, too<br>Must get up an` learn those rules<br>Weather man and the crazy chief<br>One says sun and one says sleet<br>A.M., the F.M. the P.M. too<br>Churning out that boogaloo<br>Gets you up and gets you out<br>But how long can you keep it up?<br>Gimme Honda, Gimme Sony<br>So cheap and real phony<br>Hong Kong dollars and Indian cents<br>English pounds and Eskimo pence<br>You lot! What?<br>Don`t stop! Give it all you got!<br>You lot! What?<br>Don`t stop! Yeah!<br>Working for a rise, better my station<br>Take my baby to sophistication<br>She`s seen the ads, she thinks it`s nice<br>Better work hard - I seen the price<br>Never mind that it`s time for the bus<br>We got to work - an` you`re one of us<br>Clocks go slow in a place of work<br>Minutes drag and the hours jerk<br>"When can I tell `em wot I do?<br>In a second, maaan...oright Chuck!"<br>Wave bub-bub-bub-bye to the boss<br>It`s our profit, it`s his loss<br>But anyway lunch bells ring<br>Take one hour and do your thanng!<br>Cheeesboiger!<br>What do we have for entertainment?<br>Cops kickin` Gypsies on the pavement<br>Now the news - snap to attention!<br>The lunar landing of the dentist convention<br>Italian mobster shoots a lobster<br>Seafood restaurant gets out of hand<br>A car in the fridge<br>Or a fridge in the car?<br>Like cowboys do - in T.V. land<br>You lot! What? Don`t stop. Huh?<br>So get back to work an` sweat some more<br>The sun will sink an` we`ll get out the door<br>It`s no good for man to work in cages<br>Hits the town, he drinks his wages<br>You`re frettin`, you`re sweatin`<br>But did you notice you ain`t gettin` anywhere?<br>Don`t you ever stop long enough to start?<br>To take your car outta that gear<br>Don`t you ever stop long enough to start?<br>To get your car outta that gear<br>Karlo Marx and Fredrich Engels<br>Came to the checkout at the 7-11<br>Marx was skint - but he had sense<br>Engels lent him the necessary pence<br>What have we got? Yeh-o, magnificence!!<br>Luther King and Mahatma Gandhi<br>Went to the park to check on the game<br>But they was murdered by the other team<br>Who went on to win 50-nil<br>You can be true, you can be false<br>You`ll be given the same reward<br>Socrates and Milhous Nixon<br>Both went the same way - through the kitchen<br>Plato the Greek or Rin Tin Tin<br>Who`s more famous to the billion millions?<br>News Flash: Vacuum Cleaner Sucks Up Budgie<br>Oooohh...bub-bye<br>Magnificence!!<br>FUCKING LONG, INNIT?