Babbernation

<br>I`m out in the country for a walk one day<br>I get the urge and I`ve got to go<br>I look around, make sure no one`s around<br>I pull down my pants and I face the ground<br>I think, well, we all go to the toilet<br>Just like we`ve got to eat<br>We don`t eat--it`s called starvation<br>We don`t babber--constipation