Kinnochio

<br>Are you sitting comfortably?<br>Then I`ll begin<br>The Story Of Kinnochio<br>The man who ran the other party pondered the size of his nose<br>A man who pleaded for leadership and groveled more than most<br>He scabbed and he lied and he nodded and smiled and he sunk down low<br>Whilst the nose at the foot of his happy face slowly began to grow<br>La la la la la la la la la la la la la<br>Little by little he noticed that his nose`s enormous size<br>Was in direct and equal proportion to his political compromise<br>Despite his strenuous efforts to put the world to rights<br>His nose continued to slowly extend as he moved towards the right<br>La la la la la la la la la la la la la<br>Eager for power and groveling for votes<br>You could measure his popularity by the increasing size of his nose<br>A dancing puppet grafted in wood<br>Controlled by strings operated from above