What The Hell Happened To Me

Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record and I hope you had as much fun as I did and here`s one last little diddy just for you. I used to ride my big wheel, and sell lemonade, Eat popcorn with grandpa while we watched the parade But now I`m only happy when I`m drinking J.D. What the hell happened to me? I used to have fun throwing snowballs with my best friend Billy And Mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly But now I only get excited when I see a girl pee What the hell happened to me? I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood I only did the things that Momma said I should But now I just do whatever I want I even whipped it out in a restaurant I used to help clean the park in the middle of town And then played kickball til the sun went down But now all I do is get VD, What the hell happened to me? It makes no sense I can`t believe I ended on me I`m out of my gourd Won`t somebody please, help me? A do-do-do-do doo a do-do waa do-do-we-oh I`m kind of a wierdo