Buddy

<br>Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, tim meadows, tim herlihy, and robert smigel<br><br><br><br>[moving train]<br><br>&quot;next stop! coopersville!&quot;<br><br><br><br>[two guys talking]<br><br>&quot;hey buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy!&quot;<br><br>&quot;how was the bathroom buddy, pretty gruesome? &quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy, I had to hold my breath buddy!&quot;<br><br>&quot;eheh buddy, dont even tell me about it buddy!&quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy I know.&quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy, m&amp;ms? &quot;<br><br>&quot;chocolate me, buddy!... tasty buddy!&quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy definitely&quot;<br><br>&quot;hey get in on this drink buddy!&quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy, dont mind if I do&quot;<br><br>&quot;its a bloody, buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy, its killer!&quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy!&quot;<br><br>&quot;sorry buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;save me some buddy!&quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy I said I was sorry!&quot;<br><br>&quot;thats ok buddy&quot;<br><br><br><br>[two more guys enter]<br><br>&quot;hey dude!&quot;<br><br>&quot;hey buddy!&quot;<br><br>&quot;dudes, you know this dude? &quot;<br><br>&quot;whats up dude? &quot;<br><br>&quot;hey buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy, sit down&quot;<br><br>&quot;have some bloody buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;dude&quot;<br><br>&quot;dudes, heres a sixer, budweiser time&quot;<br><br>&quot;yeah, bud buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;yeah dude&quot;<br><br>&quot;cold ones dude&quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy, killer!&quot;<br><br>[drinking]<br><br>&quot;im buzzing buddy!&quot;<br><br>&quot;dude, I know!&quot;<br><br>[female walking by]<br><br>&quot;oh dude, check it, shes killer!&quot;<br><br>&quot;i want some of that buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;oh buddy, save some for me&quot;<br><br>&quot;dude, thats my ex-girlfriend&quot;<br><br>&quot;oh, sorry buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;just watch it dude!&quot;<br><br>&quot;hey lay off him buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;dude, dont get him started&quot;<br><br>&quot;i said I was sorry buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;dude, lets just drop it&quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy? &quot;<br><br>&quot;its cool dude&quot;<br><br><br><br>[two more guys enter]<br><br>&quot;hey homeys&quot;<br><br>&quot;whats up homeys? &quot;<br><br>&quot;hey buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;whats up dude? &quot;<br><br>&quot;just chillin homey&quot;<br><br>&quot;cool buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;yeah dude&quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;homey&quot;<br><br>&quot;dude&quot;<br><br>&quot;homey&quot;<br><br>&quot;dude&quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;dude, check it out, a prison&quot;<br><br>&quot;oh buddy, imagine being stuck in there&quot;<br><br>&quot;i know dude, that would suck&quot;<br><br>&quot;homey, my brother is in there&quot;<br><br>&quot;oh buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;sorry about that dude&quot;<br><br>&quot;bummer buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;bad timing homey&quot;<br><br>&quot;i know buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;sorry dude&quot;<br><br>&quot;not your fault homey&quot;<br><br>&quot;i know, but buddy&quot;<br><br>&quot;no, its cool homey&quot;<br><br><br><br>&quot;dude, theres another train on this track&quot;<br><br>[sound of another train]<br><br>&quot;uh buddy, its coming at us&quot;<br><br>[train horn sounding]<br><br>&quot;dude!&quot;<br><br>&quot;homey!&quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy!&quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy!&quot;<br><br>&quot;homey!&quot;<br><br>&quot;dude!&quot;<br><br><br><br>[trains crashing]<br><br>&quot;dude? &quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy, my head&quot;<br><br>&quot;homey, get off me&quot;<br><br>&quot;buddy, I cant see&quot;<br><br>&quot;what just happened to us dude? &quot;<br><br>&quot;homey, I told you, we should have taken the bus!&quot;