Pickin Daisies

<br>Performed by adam sandler, alan covert, and jon rosenberg<br><br><br><br>6 whats the matter honey, are you not feeling well? <br><br>Its okay, momma will take care of you<br><br>Not really sick, but dont you know I still say I am<br><br>Dad just mumbles, &quot;there goes my girlie son acting up again&quot;<br><br>How could you be my kid<br><br>Mom knows Im faking it<br><br>But she understands whatll happen if I go<br><br>The last four days<br><br>The tough guys have been on a roll<br><br>They show him no mercy<br><br>Plenty of name calling<br><br>And pushing my head in the toilet bowl<br><br>They call him a loser<br><br>But they wont get their hands on me today<br><br>cuz home with momma is where Im gonna stay<br><br><br><br>Were pickin daisies<br><br>Who cares about them anyway<br><br>Pickin daisies<br><br>Theyll all be working for you someday<br><br>Pickin daisies<br><br>Theyre just jealous of you<br><br>Pickin daisies<br><br>Next year youll go to private school<br><br><br><br>Cant play sports or games<br><br>Im only really good at reading<br><br>He cant catch a football<br><br>Apparently thats not too cool<br><br>Thats why my nose is usually bleeding<br><br>Plus they give him fat lips<br><br>At this time yesterday, my underwear was over my head<br><br>But Ill be safe today, I know cuz momma said<br><br><br><br>Were pickin daisies<br><br>Who really cares what they think<br><br>Pickin daisies<br><br>You should talk about it with your shrink<br><br>Pickin daisies<br><br>Theyll all end up in jail<br><br>Pickin daisies<br><br>Marshalls is having a sale<br><br><br><br>I know tommorrow itll all start up again<br><br>Hell be greeted with a head-lock<br><br>And all I can do is sit and pray for the weekend<br><br>But I know when Im older<br><br>Ill look back and laugh<br><br>At all those kids who pulled my pants down<br><br>And took that photograph<br><br>cuz well be through with kickball<br><br>Well all be weak and slow<br><br>But I will be the only one<br><br>With a magic place to go<br><br><br><br>Pickin daisies<br><br>Youre better off in the end<br><br>Pickin daisies<br><br>Who cares, Ill be your friend<br><br>Pickin daisies<br><br>You can always count on me<br><br>Pickin daisies<br><br>I made you some iced tea<br><br>Pickin daisies<br><br>Dasies<br><br>Pickin daisies<br><br>Dasies<br><br>Pickin daisies<br><br>Dasies<br><br>Pickin daisies<br><br>Dasies<br><br>Pickin daisies<br><br>You are too very handsome, just not in a traditional way<br><br>When I was a kid, we didnt have video games, we had pinball, but I could learn<br><br>Well, theyre just upset that they dont have earmuffs<br><br>You can come to aerobics class with me and wathc, all the ladies love you<br><br>Who needs brand name shirts? yours is the same thing without a fancy tag<br><br>Why dont you go to sleep? and when you wake up, then Ill play you the eddie fisher record