She Comes Home to Me

<br>Though I have been a fool for love<br>I have finally made my score<br>I got a girl, and I don`t mean to boast<br>But she loves me the most<br>Even though she`s a highly paid whore<br>She`ll give head to a sheep<br>She can stuff three cocks in her cheek<br>But she comes home to me<br>She`ll do the groom and the best man<br>She`ll slap your ass in the back of a van<br>But she comes home to me<br>She could fuck nine guys in a row<br>But still have a tenth for me<br>And I`m the only one who gets to kiss them lips<br>Unless you pay an extra fifty<br>So mister, don`t you fall in love<br>Cause I`m the only cat who doesn`t wear a glove<br>Since her heart belongs to me<br>She has a throat that just won`t quit<br>She can take all of it<br>And still have room for your balls<br>but she shops in the malls for me<br>She`ll say twelve then call back and say one<br>But I don`t care I know it`s just work not fun<br>When she blows you, Jack<br>Don`t you think she`s not thinking of me<br>She`ll go down on a yack, lick a horse`s nutsack<br>But strictly for the cash<br>And it`s only me who doesn`t pay a fee<br>to watch her put a water bottle in her gash<br>(Put a water bottle in her gash)<br>She`ll let you suck her nips till they`re leakin`<br>But don`t you dare try to go antique-ing<br>Cause she does that with me<br>Her pussy`s sweet as honey<br>But when she moans, it`s just for the money<br>Unless she`s sittin` on me<br>She`ll cram your asshole with a mouse<br>But she won`t do it in our house<br>Tough luck, Jack<br>She knows that don`t fly with me<br>She might eat your wife`s box<br>But she won`t tell ya where you left your socks<br>She rolled up and down your fat prick<br>But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick<br>She`s got a face full of nuts<br>And a mouth full of cocks<br>She`s done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block,<br>She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game<br>But they never got to know her actual name<br>On your face she will piss<br>On your chest she might poop<br>But she won`t prepare her famous vegetable soup<br>That`s simply reserved..<br>Oh she`ll bite ya, she`ll spank ya<br>But she`ll never thank you for free<br>Cause baby... comes home to me.<br>Comin` home!!