Doctor, Doctor

Doctor, there`s something wrong with me My health is not all that it used to be My heart is out of beat, I got chokers on my feet My eyesight`s getting dimmer, I can`t see Doctor thanks for seeing me today, I`m glad, I`ve got every sickness there is to be had I had whooping cough last month And today I`ve got the mumps And tomorrow I`ll catch chicken pox as well. Doctor doctor doctor make me well I`ve not got long to go now I can tell Doctor doctor doctor make me well I`ve not got long to go I can tell I`ve not got long to go I can tell Those pills I took have no effect at all Just the other day I had a nasty fall And I think I broke my jaw when it hit the kitchen floor And I`m shrinking last week I was five foot four I`ve been getting shivers lately, is it flu? I know the bug is going round, what can I do? It`s about to pick on me, I`ve still got the other three Do you think I caught smallpox I`d get flu? [chorus] Do you think it`s time that I made out my will? I`ll leave everything to you to pay my bill Just how long is there to go Please tell me I want to know But on second thoughts don`t tell me, I`m too ill.