Keith `N Me

ft. Kool Keith [Keith`s rhyme] Baby, can you feel my love? I got my shorts on- And I`m taking them off Now when I saw your face I`m a believer Hey what you got the keys to my Beamer A keeper get the fever viva end receiver Oochie Wally Wally leave it to my Beaver Take a big sip and inhale, you tip the scale If this rap game don`t work out baby you cut for Chippendales I got my nails done for this special day, Oil of Olay Case of Criss in piss in the bidet I`m Miss rappin Jon Benet Big hunk blowin spunk in the back of the top bunk Slam dunk Daft Punk`s voice box in the water kerplunk Get krunk forget Clyde and Bonnie Ted Bundy and Peg Bundy Burt and Loni Nancy and Ronnie Betty and Barney smokin mariwanni, I`m a little horny On and on a common bond two vagabonds in Vuitton Eatin Cinnebons at a mall on Mars where we belong Arm in arm naked making spawn at the salad bar get salad tongs deliver our new baby born Wait something`s wrong, I gotta call my moms tell her Keith`s on my song Ultramagnetic you helped my headache like a music paramedic you mad athletic there I said it I`m older now, Come `n get it We`re like Doin it and Doin it well, So poetic [Keith`s rhyme] You and me like ET and Drew Barrymore Pick Reese`s Pieces off your piece I want to marry more Keith You`ll be comin soon…to a theatre near me Veni Vidi Veni Veni-I came I saw I came and I came again that`s three [Keith`s rhyme] I think about you and the things you say when you rhyme Won`t beat around the bush so you can beat around mine I`m a Slinky, coil my butt back and forth down the stair I`m kinkier than pubic hair