Dichotomy

I got a dichotomy inside of me like sodomy<br>My brain and body fight on the potty part of me wants a lobotomy<br>It`s botherin me you need to bottle me<br>into a pill sell me at CVS next to the dill<br>Viagra for the terminally ill<br>Sick and out of control I tried Chicken Soup for the Soul<br>A dick in my hole, but that didn`t roll<br>Like grassy knoll I shoot my mouth off take my top off on<br>Get my rocks off on Prada knockoff I`m gone<br>I cop rock on the dope block I`d rather rot than cop dope<br>I`d rather snot than snort coke I cope with Diet Coke<br>No pope no beau elope alone on the low<br>No dough but for those in the know, I`m famous you know? (No)<br><br>Sick of talk I`d rather cough sick of rap mixed with rock<br>Sick of Kid Rock makin off on the chart while I`m caught makin art<br>I`m a narc smokin trees in the dark part of the car park<br>Keep on Moving I stopped<br><br>Ache for home but can`t go there surrounded and lonely I don`t care<br>But you see, I really do, I do - Don`t let the look fool you<br><br>I`m the worst I`m the best I`m a mess I`m a stress<br>This is the first time you heard this song but then you know the rest<br>My Lex -no Lex my Tech decks are all wrecked<br>My ex is on Ex I`m a sex symbol and no sex<br><br>I`m shy and kinda awkward when it comes to the men<br>But I`m Princess Superstar and I got a big mouth like the men-Watch<br>I`m horny cut like Lizzie Borden fuck this biz I`m bored n keep a Source award<br>Locked in a mental ward with a guard warden<br>An oxymoron-I`m a moron and I swore on the Qu`ran I`d never be poor<br>But now I`m tourin for 1/2 the door<br>and watch porn at 4 in the mornin recordin the bass player snorin<br>At the Red Roof Inn while Korn gets bored at the Four Seasons<br>Hardcore and don`t drink I`m part Mormon<br>My Menorah, lawd, I got Christmas decorations<br>Impatient I`m patient paid like Peter Gatien erasin past ace education<br>My brother was once at Yale now he`s on methadone<br>Nice vacation<br><br>Paradox got a pair of rocks in a jewel box<br>but the type of rocks you find in ya tool box<br>Your school socks bust locks in ya mind dine<br>like a lion pack I leave the meek behind<br>Line drive like a lineback I`m weak for weeks at a time<br>Peep me look like a prep speak like a freak<br>lead like a sheep love animals eat lots of meat<br>White but rhyme on the beat speak at the beep<br>Are you there? I can`t sleep<br>My new song is amazing but like not good enough to keep<br>I`m starving I can`t eat<br>I`m hot I got cold feet, hope you sleep better than me<br>Hope you feel better than me - My life it`s just a dichotomy<br>(And I`m smart but did I use that word properly?)