Traffic Jam

(Al Yankovic) Carbon monoxide Making me choke No A.C. And the radio`s broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seems like I`ve been waiting here for all eternity Oh, and just in case you`re wondering I`ll tell you where I am I`m right here (right here) right here (right here) Stuck right here in the middle of this... Traffic jam I haven`t moved an inch from this here spot Trafic jam The freeway`s one big parking lot Traffic jam My radiator`s boiling hot And I`m stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle) Right here in the middle of a traffic jam Trapped inside My automobile Cobwebs growin` On the steering wheel Now I`m no genius But one thing I know I shouldn`t have had that bag of bran muffins An hour and a half ago Yeah and if you need to find me I`ll tell you where I am I`m right here (right here) right here (right here) Stuck smack dab in the middle of this... Traffic jam I haven`t moved an inch from this here spot Traffic jam The freeway`s one big parking lot Traffic jam Well I thought we were movin` but I guess we`re not `Cause I`m stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle) Right here in the middle of a traffic jam Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam Yeah yeah yeah yeah Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper... Yay-hey! There`s a yuppie on a cellular phone I`m gonna puke if I hear any more There`s a motorcycle zoomin` by me Watch what happens when I open my door Now we`re all goin` nowhere fast Well, I guess that`s perfectly clear I left home five hours ago And I can still see my house from here So if anybody`s tryin` to find me Well, I`ll tell you where I am Right here (right here) right here (right here) Stuck right here in the middle of this... Traffic jam I haven`t moved one inch from this here spot Traffic jam The freeway`s one big parking lot Traffic jam Now my back teeth are floatin` and my nerves are shot And I`m stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle) Stuck out here in the middle of a traffic jam Traffic jam...traffic jam...traffic jam...woo!