Mr. Mistoffolees

<br>The Rum Tum Tugger calls in "Mr. Mistoffolees," the original <br> "conjuring cat" to use his magical powers to bring back their <br> leader. Mistoffolees succeeds in getting back all of the lights, <br> relocating Old Deuteronomy, and showing off his magic tricks, <br> including his infamous "conjuring turn."<br><br> SOLO: <br> You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffolees! <br> The original conjuring cat <br> <br> The greatest magicians have something to learn <br> From Mister Mistoffolees` conjuring turn <br> And you`ll all say <br> <br> Oh! Well I never was there ever <br> A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees <br> <br> He is quiet, he is small, he is black <br> From the ears to the tip of his tail <br> He can creep through the tiniest crack <br> He can walk on the narrowest rail <br> <br> He can pick any card from a pack <br> He is equally cunning with dice <br> He is always deceiving you into believing <br> That he`s only hunting for mice <br> <br> He can play any trick with a cork <br> Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste <br> If you look for a knife or a fork <br> And you think it is merely misplaced <br> <br> You have seen it one moment and then it`s gone! <br> But you find it next week lying on the lawn <br> And we all say <br> <br> ALL: <br> Oh! Well I never was there ever <br> A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees <br> <br> And we all say <br> Oh! Well I never was there ever <br> A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees <br> <br> And we all say <br> Oh! Well I never was there ever <br> A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees <br> <br> And we all say <br> Oh! Well I never was there ever <br> A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees <br> <br> MR. MISTOFFOLEES: <br> Well! My manner is vague and aloof <br> You would think there was nobody shyer <br> But voice has been heard on the roof <br> When I was curled up by the fire <br> <br> And I`ve sometimes been heard by the fire <br> When I was about on the roof <br> At least they all heard that somebody purred <br> Which is uncontestable proof of my singular magical powers <br> And I`ve known the family to call me in from the garden for hours <br> While I was asleep in the hall <br> <br> SOLO: <br> And not long ago this phenomenal cat <br> Produced seven kittens right out of a hat <br> <br> ALL: <br> And we all say <br> Oh! Well I never was there ever <br> A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees <br> <br> Oh! Well I never was there ever <br> A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees <br> <br> SOLO: <br> And not long ago this phenomenal cat <br> Produced seven kittens right out of a hat <br> <br> ALL: <br> And we all say <br> Oh! Well I never was there ever <br> A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees <br> <br> Oh! Well I never was there ever <br> A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees <br> <br> Oh! Well I never was there ever <br> A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees <br> <br> Oh! Well I never was there ever <br> A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees <br> <br> Oh! Well I never was there ever <br> A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees <br> <br> Oh! Well I never was there ever <br> A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees <br> <br> SOLO: <br> Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the magical Mr. Mistoffolees!