Left Of Center

<br>I remember Uncle Owen<br>Because his story`s aimed at me<br>That was 1977<br>I was in grade three<br>Since then I`ve got to thinkin`<br>I really can`t remember<br>The last time I was the center<br>Of the target of pop culture<br>You see, I`m slightly left of centre<br>Of the bull`s eye you created<br>It`s sad to know that if you hit me<br>It`s because you were not careful<br>Yeah, I got the middle child blues<br>I couldn`t wear your platform shoes<br>But now it`s safe to go back in the water<br>But I prefer Neptune`s daughter<br>My older brother`s pushin` forty<br>My kid sister`s only nine<br>Everything he knows is retro<br>The only word she knows is mine<br>You see, I`m just outside of nowhere<br>But pretty soon you`ll be in my care<br>And there are just so many of you<br>But not enough like me to love you