Great Blow For A Day Job

<br>Hear my tale - I`m norman normal, always humble, mild and meek.<br>In my bank a lowly banker - run-down brach on nowhere street<br>`till one day a stranger called - a fetid bible black he laughed,<br>said &quot;Sonny I don`t want your money, I don`t need an overdraft.<br><br>Boy you have a great potential, don`t you let it go to waste.<br>My offer ends - so it`s essential that you hurry on (make haste!).<br>For a life of milk and honey sign along the dotted line...<br>Thirty years of girls and money - at the end your soul is mine!&quot;<br><br>No one can dissuade me - I`m donw on my knees,<br>my conscience says &quot;No&quot; - my libido &quot;Yes please!&quot;<br>If I put my pen to paper for eternity I`m damned.<br>If I don`t I`ll never be the singer in a fiddel band.<br>Can anyone blame me? - I don`t think they`d dare,<br>my soul says &quot;No way&quot; - But my mouth cries &quot;Oh yeah!&quot;<br><br>Here I am - your good friend norman, not so humble anymore.<br>Others age - but I look younger, stronger that I did before.<br>I used to drive a Fiat Panda - now a lime green Cadillac.<br>Guess my story goes to show not all the `devils` own` dig black.<br><br>I know there is a price I must pay for my thirty years misspent,<br>when my satanic manager recoups my soul (100%).<br>I`ll meet him at the crossroads, midnight chimes - my time has come<br>to party with the `porno-queens` down by the shores of acheron.<br><br>I`ll party on in acheron!<br><br>No one could dissuade me - I fell to my kness,<br>my conscience said &quot;No&quot; - my libido &quot;Yes please!&quot;<br>I have put my pen to paper and eternally am damned,<br>I`ve squandered my immortal soul by singing in a fiddle band.<br>Could anyone blame me? - I don`t think they dare,<br>my soul said &quot;No way&quot; - but my mouth cried &quot;Oh yeah!&quot;<br><br>`Evil I did dwell - Lewd did I live` -<br>It`s a small price to pay for the gift that he gives.<br>Was it all worth it? - I`m too drunk to tell,<br>I swap my cocaine for the brimstone of hell.<br><br>The end.