The Sinful Ensemble

<br>Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?<br>Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.<br>Dead dictators out on a `lads night`<br>ten pints later you`ll see a flashing blue light.<br>Ever wondered where the evil dead go?<br>There`s a little place called "Nightmare Scenario"<br>Unlicenced establishment for former world powers,<br>where the drinks are cheap - and it`s open all hours.<br>Bonaparte`s on brandy - he swills it down his throat,<br>Hitler sips a Pilsner while he tells a racist joke.<br>Mussolini leers at Maggie serving at the bar,<br>Stalin`s out the back trying to sell a dodgy motor car.<br>Dear God above (if you exist),<br>hope you see the funny side to this<br>now don`t get cross - don`t bite your nails,<br>oh, Son of Man your mission failed.<br>Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?<br>Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.<br>Dead dictators out on a `lads night`<br>ten pints later you`ll see a flashing blue light.<br>Herod`s in the family room to baby sit the first born,<br>Mengele`s got a Gladstone bag of cotton wool and chloroform.<br>Vlad impales glace cherries on a stick just for a lark,<br>when Pol Pot turns the lights out they`ll play murder in the dark.<br>Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?<br>Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.<br>Dead dictators out on a `lads night`<br>ten pints later you`ll see a flashing blue light.<br>Genghis Khan just parked his lunch all over Nero`s belly,<br>while the lions beat the christians thirty - nil live on the telly.<br>Caligula kills `My Way` on the karaoke stage -<br>young `Chezzy` Borgia`s barred for life for drinking under age.<br>This is far more than just a joke.<br>Can`t you see the fire for the smoke?<br>Choose any public house you please<br>and find dictators such as these.<br>Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble?<br>Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.<br>Dead dictators out on a `lads night`<br>ten pints later you`ll see a flashing blue light.<br>Hell is where the heart lies -<br>(in Purgatory`s borders).<br>The great thing `bout eternity -<br>they never call last orders!