Tonto

[Slick Rick]<br>One day fishing heard Indian drums<br>Saw a brother listen to, wife kissin to<br>Then on another mission to<br>The city of a sister, it was a far distance<br>There was a ranger outta area they needed my assistance<br>Tuesday of the cash, last man that rob pimpy<br>He never returned, I said ok and put the money in the fin<br>And then he bumped into this girl<br>who like that girl that more come Indian<br>How I sex a white trick, jockin me she Indian<br>Comin in on this feet, and comin hopin a chance for ropin in<br>How`d you like to put your Indian tee in my opening<br>So that was a deed, cuz a nigga wasn`t new to this<br>True to this, double barrel slide out the uterus<br>Calm, started singin sad popular songs<br>Took the money and the hon`, screamin at the top of her lungs<br>You won a hundred per a reefer, once about to smoke a blunt<br>Know, run wit up fronto, screw a girl pronto, mean Tonto<br><br>[Indian and horse samples]<br><br>[Slick Rick]<br>Was extremely pissed, still picturin screwin this<br>I don`t know why the fuck I`m doin this<br>New since, on the horse tracks, whose to choose<br>Sad or loose, both thirst or a cactus full of juice<br>All of a sudden, these women like model hoes in Paris<br>Then don`t hate me the Indian, I was so embarrased<br>Don`t pull a kid a minute, to give in within a minute<br>Til I seen a shaggy condo, or a couple livin in it<br>Shouldn`t have, friendly manner, though she pack her up and ran her<br>Coudln`t stand the finer fellas like she wanted some banana<br>Led me to the back of the house, the hands that started trife<br>Used it as my marks and then I nearly had a heart attack<br>Brush it off, deal wit the floss, way past disgusted<br>Said what`s the matter granny? Is your blood ass dusted<br>Back in the hunt, now what he want, poor granny offer me a blunt<br>No not without fronto, screw girl pronto mean`s Tonto, grandma<br><br>[Indian and horse samples]<br><br>[Slick Rick]<br>Found a small timers after all, wasn`t her family prone<br>Without my 45, now y`all up against the wall<br>Where`s the hooker and the money, here she came, sweatin mind<br>Then the bitch she pull a pistol on my far behind<br>Now she a smartish, should of figured when gettin off the highway<br>So the horse busted in, startin lettin off the shotty<br>Killed the men, slapped the girl, didn`t I tell you start traffic<br>Come on Rick, a horse carriage, that`s what the fuck happen<br>We the folks, bleadin, size men, I please them<br>Indeed, don`t ever touch a killer bitch, no I need her<br>Plan a role, better yet, well is your pole up<br>Signals from the west say what the hell is the holdup<br>Though she scare the honey, hit the switch there`s to run it<br>Caught a savage back the hooker, said bitch where`s the money<br>Gave it up hunter, she wants a brother so it`s fronto<br>That`s not what I want, so drop drawers pronto mean`s Tonto