Something For The Weekend

<br>(Ohhh.... I say)<br>(How about a little kiss?)<br>(Ohhh.... don`t be unkind!)<br>She said There`s something in the woodshed<br>and I can hear it breathing<br>it`s such an eerie feeling, darling<br>He said There`s nothing in the woodshed<br>It`s your imagination<br>end of conversation, darling<br>Something in his heart told him to come clean<br>He was not who he claimed to be<br>Something in his genes told him to pretend<br>`Twas something for the weekend<br>(Oh come on! You know you want to!)<br>(Whooooooooooooooo!)<br>But she said There`s something in the woodshed<br>I know because I saw it<br>I can`t simply ignore it, darling<br>So he said Now baby don`t be stupid<br>Get this into your sweet head<br>There ain`t nothing in the woodshed (except maybe some wood)<br>Something in his heart told him to come clean<br>He was not who he claimed to be<br>Something in his jeans told him to pretend<br>`Twas something for the weekend<br>I`ll go all the way with you<br>if you`ll only do the same for me - go and see<br>If it`s nothing like you say<br>then you can have your wicked way with me<br>(Whooooooooooooooo!)<br>He went down to the woodshed<br>They came down hard on his head<br>Gagged and bound and left for dead<br>When he woke she was gone with his car and all of his money