House of Pain Anthem

I`m a wood peckin` peckerwood<br>Take me out, ya never could<br>Act up in my neighbourhood<br>You better not, my aim is good<br>The House Of Pain is not a gang<br>Just a funky Irish name<br>A Celtic savage makin` cabbage<br>With corn beef on the side<br>Irish pride is what I got<br>I got alot so don`t dispute it<br>Constantly I`m zooted<br>If ya got a gun then shoot it<br>Pick any beat I rock it<br>I`m always in the pocket<br>You try to ill, I grab my gat<br>And now you see me cock it<br>Next I pull the trigger<br>I don`t care if you`re bigger<br>You try to con yourself you`re bulletproof<br>But how ya figure?<br>The caps that I`ll be poppin`<br>They`ll have your body droppin`<br>You thought you knew the deal<br>But now you feel your heartbeat stoppin`<br>I`m moppin` up the comp<br>That`s short for compitition<br>I write my lyrics like<br>The Irish mob in Hell`s Kitchen<br><br>Chorus<br>The House Of Pain in effect, y`all<br>I say the House Of Pain is in effect<br>You know the House Of Pain is in effect y`all<br>And anyone that steps up in gettin` wrecked<br><br>I`m a beer drinkin` fighter<br>The bike in Easy Rider<br>I only roll my spliffs<br>With the extra easy riders<br>Papers to vapours<br>Is what you`ll all be catchin`<br>Meanwhile I`ll be snatchin`<br>Up your hoes and all your dough<br>The styles that I`ll be kickin`<br>You know they`re finger lickin`<br>Good, the peckerwood never could play the victim<br>Only the offender<br>I go out on a bender<br>Drink a case of brew<br>And then disgrace the crew<br>But only if it`s Mickey`s<br>I never wear no dickeys<br>Only wear the Levi`s<br>My whole family cries<br><br>Chorus