It aint a crime

<br>Johnny was a bad boy<br>He was a juvenile delinquent<br>He had his picture<br>On the wall of every precinct<br>He had a rep for hangin` out with his homies<br>Puffin` on the blunts<br>And sippin` on the 40`s<br>But when he spoke<br>Nobody would listen<br>And when he was home<br>His parents, they would diss him They called him a bum<br>A worthless piece of shit<br>So over this he had a fit<br>And now he grabs his bag<br>And heads for the door<br>And walks to the neighborhood<br>Liquor store<br>Pulls out a gat<br>And tells the old man, &quot;Hit the floor&quot;<br>Then breaks open his register drawer<br>Pulls out the money<br>Stuffs it in his pocket<br>Points his pistol<br>Then he starts to cock it<br>The man panicks and the gun goes off<br>Stupid old fool<br>Made Johnny blow his head off<br>But he don`t care<br>`Cause he was taught<br>It ain`t a crime<br>If ya don`t get caught<br><br>chorus(3x)<br>It ain`t a crime if you don`t get caught<br>That`s how it is homie like it or not<br><br>Now, comin` out of the store<br>Johnny shot two acpedic Jews<br>When he got home<br>His face was on the news<br>His mom freaked out<br>Told him, &quot;Get the fuck out&quot;<br>That`s when the pigs rolled up<br>So, yo he ducked out<br>He hit the back door<br>Like his name was Carl Lewis<br>Dipped to the pay phone<br>To find out where his crew is<br>He called up his home boy Jose[word up]<br>&quot;Can I come over, my man?&quot;<br>He said, &quot;No way!&quot;<br>The cop- was here<br>He was lookin` all over for ya<br>But I told the pig<br>I didn`t know ya<br>He said, &quot;Cool,<br>pick me up at the school<br>I need a ride `cause<br>I`m wanted for homicide&quot;<br>Johnny`s got his gun<br>And he`s on the run<br>But he don`t care<br>To him, the shit`s fun<br>Now that he`s an outlaw<br>Sorta like Robin Hood<br>The hard-rock hero<br>Of the whole neighborhood<br>If they catch him<br>He`ll wind up in court, but<br>It ain`t a crime if ya don`t get caught[ha ha]<br><br>chorus<br><br>It ain`t a sale if it don`t get bought<br>It ain`t a show if I don`t get paid<br>She ain`t a ho if ya don`t get laid