I`ll Bet He Was Cool

<br>You know every once in a while I shoot the breeze I spend my timeI talk about silly things I like to talk about Jesus ChristCos I wonder what would happen if He passed you byWould you be scared? Would you believe in him?Would you bust your asses to get him institutionalised?<br>Well, I bet He`d be cool I bet He`d be damn good lookingI bet that He`d smelt divineI`m not talking about Calvin Klein`s ObsessionJust one of those people smell good all the timeThere`s no reason why<br>What would He wear?Would He wear Tommy Hilfiger? Or prefer Urban Outfitted?I don`t think soWell, I bet He liked Gaultier But you`d never find him in itI bet He liked Gaultier<br>Lord I need your protection spend some time in my directionI need your protection spend some time in my directionI need your protection spend some time in my direction<br>You know every once and a while I shoot the breeze I spend my timeI talk about silly thingsAnd tonight I`d like to talk to you about Jesus Christ`Cos I wonder how we`d deal if He just passed you byI bet he`d be a starI bet my star wars figures He would be a movie starA Quentin Tarantino next-big-thing Prima donna, then he`d appear on OprahYou know what? I don`t think soCould you imagine him hanging Piccadilly Circus, Times Square, The Walk of FameAt Christies He could easily become a regularD`you know what? I don`t think soI bet my speeder bike he`d turn his back on all of that<br>Lord I need your protection spend some time in my directionI need your protection spend some time in my directionI need your protection spend some time in my direction<br>Some people have just got itYou know like standing next to Elvis PresleyWell then multiply that feeling by 1 millionand you know what I`m talking aboutWell I`ll bet He was coolMan I bet that cat was so damn good looking