Fat Man

Don`t want to be a fat man, people would think that I was just good fun. Would rather be a thin man, I am so glad to go on being one. Too much to carry around with you, no chance of finding a woman who will love you in the morning and all the night time too. Don`t want to be a fat man, have not the patience to ignore all that. Hate to admit to myself half of my problems came from being fat. Won`t waste my time feeling sorry for him, I seen the other side to being thin. Roll us both down a mountain and I`m sure the fat man would win.