Commons Brawl

<br>All right and honorable gentlemen<br><br>And lady, too<br><br>Will kindly try to restrain themselves<br><br>In derring-do<br><br><br><br>As verbal hard graffiti flies<br><br>And echoes wall to wall<br><br>Our precious model of democracy<br><br>Its the house of commons brawl<br><br><br><br>One member from some dark mill town<br><br>Furious did cry<br><br>Spittle froth from folded chin<br><br>To dim the lie<br><br><br><br>Lets serve this brief and list the rush<br><br>Of whos allowed catcalls<br><br>Lets finish this right here and now<br><br>At the house of commons brawl<br><br><br><br>Kick, punch with the government<br><br>As with jackets off they fly heaven-bent<br><br>Scratch gouge with the other side<br><br>As the party firmly admit a fight<br><br><br><br>Another day in the lives of those<br><br>Who would guide us through<br><br>If all is prepped that we should<br><br>By their example do<br><br>But there again I think for less<br><br>For gyving to the wall<br><br>The wrong house but the right idea<br><br>To end the commons brawl