Monterey Jack

Monterey Jack woke up in his shack on a Monday Monterey Jack had a little bitty snack of some elderberry wine Monterey Jack walked down the track, all the way to ol` Harley`s shack Stuck his knife in ol` Harley`s back And they say that`s the way ol` Harley Davison died 1...2...3...4... Ol` Jack Hoff was gettin` off in a doorway Ol` Jack Hoff was gettin` off with little Sarah Lee Ol` Jack Hoff was gettin` off when he mumbled and stumbled and started to cough And his vein went hard and he went soft And they say that`s the way how ol` Jack Hoff O.G.`d Spoken: You mean O.D. No.... O.G. Oh man what`s that? That`s when you O.D and you say Oh Gee! 1...2...3...4... Tom McCann was sittin` in the sand by the ocean Tom McCann looked into his hand and found a jelly-roll Tom McCann was feelin` grand, all the girls were lickin` his hand He`s a heel but man, oh man, everybody knows that Tom McCann`s got soul Spoken: Its over No it ain`t No it ain`t either, here it is again That`s really the end