Me & My Old Lady

Me and my old lady<br>Lay in bed all day<br>And when I say I love her<br>Well she rolls the other way<br>But really she don`t mean it<br>Everything she says<br>Still if I believe in love<br>There`s nothing wrong<br>There`s nothing wrong with my head <br><br>Me and my old lady<br>Sit and sip on wine<br>And when she says she loves me<br>Will I say that love is blind<br>But really I don`t mean it<br>Everything I say<br>Still if she believes in love<br>There`s nothing wrong<br>There`s nothing wrong with her head <br><br>So what if we`re making a scene now<br>You know she don`t give a shit<br>When she`s pawin` and grabbin` on me now<br>You know I don`t mind a bit<br>It`s all good and we<br>Ain`t gonna change now<br>The world is unaware<br>So if you want to go on and stare<br>Cause we don`t care <br><br>She ain`t no ball and chain<br>Me and my old lady<br>Suck each other dry<br>And when in that position<br>I`m the luckiest man alive<br>Quenching our libidos<br>Passing time away<br>Now that I believe in love<br>There`s nothing wrong<br>There`s nothing wrong with my head